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RPG 7 Water Rocket
Because a simple Super Soaker won’t get the job done when the rival neighborhood attacks like it’s a battle scene out of Black Hawk Down. Luckily the RPG 7 just shoots water filled bottles and not something that can put a whole through a military grade helicopter.

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RPG 7 Water Rocket

Because a simple Super Soaker won’t get the job done when the rival neighborhood attacks like it’s a battle scene out of Black Hawk Down. Luckily the RPG 7 just shoots water filled bottles and not something that can put a whole through a military grade helicopter.

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