“Don’t let anyone ever tell you that you don’t deserve the things you want. Don’t do drugs. Carry a loaded gun and don’t pull it out unless you plan to kill someone. Strippers are people too give em some money. Ma…ke as much money as possible everyday. Have a lot of sex. Stay focused. Don’t be afraid to do exactly what you want, how you want. College is a huge waste of time and money, and so is sleep. Don’t breed. The world is a cold, dark place, and you’re responsible for making your corner shine. No matter how much money you made yesterday, you start every day at zero. Being famous is dumb. Don’t steal. Treat your family with respect. Stockpile all the ammunition you can get. Don’t be lazy. Find what you want and take it because no one else will hand it to you. Don’t take any from anyone. Stop wasting your time reading this, and go produce something! And remember, if all else fails, you can always be a serial killer”Tumblr (3.0; @lordlullaby)http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/<a href="http://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/oven-fried-chicken-by-the-bucket?xid=DAILY051713OvenFriedChicken">Oven-Fried Chicken by the Bucket Recipe - Kay Chun | Food & Wine</a>http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/50644175071http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/50644175071Fri, 17 May 2013 06:26:01 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qRbmzHKGxZg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/50637495348http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/50637495348Fri, 17 May 2013 02:23:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/579c0ba223b65a907c57cadaeca625f1/tumblr_mmxcepetee1qdac9so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Full on rooster hair check. Security blanket check. EU tang killer bees sleeves. Check. Plastic M16 for the revolution check. No pants because lets face it that will just slow him down. Reading me a 4 page Disneys Cars book…. That’s about three fifty.</p>http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/50630408742http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/50630408742Thu, 16 May 2013 23:59:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/877d918aae71b9dea7b49c6413860002/tumblr_mmx41jazCz1qdac9so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>WORMS. For the day.</p>http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/50616836043http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/50616836043Thu, 16 May 2013 20:58:31 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xwoDoymIMvw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/50485510574http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/50485510574Wed, 15 May 2013 04:36:50 -0400<p>This Is The Most Epic Brand Meltdown On Facebook Ever <a href="http://bzfd.it/10F9G0D">http://bzfd.it/10F9G0D</a></p>http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/50484435676http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/50484435676Wed, 15 May 2013 03:54:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/24cd5f71d8f29090fd6ef59d9f925e6d/tumblr_mmr92uZoxD1qdac9so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sir Charles. For these rainy days.</p>http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/50365728958http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/50365728958Mon, 13 May 2013 17:01:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6374c604bc748a5b422f5e7d27083cf6/tumblr_mmoh7z2KGU1qdac9so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/50238814966http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/50238814966Sun, 12 May 2013 05:04:46 -0400<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ewOzi5-AZXU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/50158009372http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/50158009372Sat, 11 May 2013 07:13:13 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/CqjV7BrXlG4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/50075079671http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/50075079671Fri, 10 May 2013 02:49:48 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/pm5KTEUql20?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/50075038961http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/50075038961Fri, 10 May 2013 02:48:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/14862565abb3862d3d8dec6f829623d9/tumblr_mmiexwwyEW1qdac9so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/49983363166http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/49983363166Wed, 08 May 2013 22:29:56 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Opjub7FkZlY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/49893412052http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/49893412052Tue, 07 May 2013 20:17:30 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/98c8db752a9158cf6dab969edc39a656/tumblr_mmcrx3NnKm1qdac9so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I normally don’t wear mismatch socks but when I do they are quite epic.</p>http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/49737671249http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/49737671249Sun, 05 May 2013 21:24:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b0d9ac33fd0ca5d6fa7b057d08f21469/tumblr_mmbel3FJVX1qdac9so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>To all the rebel scum out there. Remember it’s a trap.</p>http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/49664142719http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/49664142719Sun, 05 May 2013 03:39:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/312a273cc7f035feaaa70130442e1a68/tumblr_mmald6EjKH1qdac9so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>That new danger.</p>http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/49622494782http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/49622494782Sat, 04 May 2013 17:07:54 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/52278b4546c77a5a66c9419a34c570e3/tumblr_mmafrv8mVP1qdac9so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Saturday market time. Hold right for the dailies.</p>http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/49613655379http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/49613655379Sat, 04 May 2013 15:07:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e5f57736fb600037d7aa6d41f2d8969e/tumblr_mm9b9ktqXc1qdac9so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s the tough choices that matter….</p>http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/49568999431http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/49568999431Sat, 04 May 2013 00:32:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a6f9ff06cce235beb28e5eb7253a94f4/tumblr_mm782c6ts21qdac9so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Looking like one of those kinda nights.</p>http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/49479230535http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/49479230535Thu, 02 May 2013 21:27:48 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gB15vyLZsls?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/49447126179http://lordlullaby.tumblr.com/post/49447126179Thu, 02 May 2013 13:41:38 -0400